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Welcome to the Hapless Heroes collection of stand-alone romantic comedies, available exclusively on Amazon Kindle and free on Kindle Unlimited. These hunky heroes might be hopeless when it comes to romance, but they’ll do any crazy thing to make their sassy heroine swoon and win her heart.
Marriage and the Mermaid:
Adorable Winifred Malone may or may not be obsessed with Baz Wilson, but one thing she knows for sure is that they belong together. So she’s not about to let a mermaid come between them, or a demented father and the internet scammer who’s trying to steal his fortune. Not a kleptomaniac cleaning lady and the messy mermaid she’s cleaning up after. Not an OCD marine biologist and certainly not the harried constable trying to make sense of it all. Wynne only cares about marrying Baz, and she’s not prepared to let anything get in her way!
Praise for Marriage and the Mermaid (a full length novel): “Louise Cusack has boldly gone where no romance writer has gone before. The book starts with one hero and ends with another. Highly recommended. 5/5” — Romance Book Haven
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Goddess and the Geek:
Cranky oyster farmer Natasha Barri has enough trouble with a fallen-down house and poachers stealing from her lease. The last thing she needs is a big, helpless landlubber like Julian Wilde turning up on her island with his dewy, green eyes permanently stuck on her swimsuit. Romance is so far down her priority list, it needs its own basement room, but Julian insists on meddling and ‘trying to help’. One more catastrophe, however, and she’ll be acquainting him with the pointy end of her gutting blade. Voodoo won’t save him from that!
Praise for Goddess and the Geek (a novella): “GODDESS AND THE GEEK is fresh and fun. It is filled with amusing dialogue and witty comebacks. Author Louise Cusack has brought a refreshing story filled with hilarious and unusual characters.” — Romance Book Haven
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Sex and the Stand In:
Marianne’s divorce has just come through, and instead of celebrating the opportunities in front of her, she can’t stop thinking of the past and the drop-dead-sexy man she should have married. Complicating matters is Justin who works in her office. He may or may not be gay, but he looks so much like her long-lost love she can’t help wondering… will he help her recreate that moment where she should have lost her virginity? And if he says yes, what’s his motive?
Praise for Sex and the Stand In (a novella): “A quirky romance, a hapless hero, an irresistible premise (he loves her but she thinks he’s gay!). Not to mention snappy dialogue and memorable characters.” — Romance Book Haven
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Wow! Lou, I never knew you were writing these. They sound like soooooo’ much fun and I soooo’ want to read them but I don’t have a kindle 😦
Good luck with them, they look and sound fantastic and something I could do with reading right now 🙂
Big love
Michele X
Thanks Michele. And in case you’re keen, you can download ‘Kindle for PC’ from the Amazon site for free. I’ve got ‘Kindle for Android’ (free) on my phone as well. Then I just download books to them when I buy them from Amazon.
Easy peasy!
Wow, thanx Lou – I never knew that. I have just gone and purchased all three! Hoorah!
M X
Thanks Michele. You’ll have to tell me what you think of them!
They all sound fun Louise. My Kindle shall acquire 🙂
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I like the thought of hapless heroes, though I wouldn’t say “been there, done that” 🙂
Ha! That’s funny 🙂 And thanks for being so supportive. I appreciate that!
I want, want, WANT to read all these books!! They look ace!!
Thanks Keren
They’re doing well in the world, which is great. People are buying and reviewing, and authors always appreciate that!
Goddess and the Geek. What an enjoyable short read. I don’t usually read this genre, well not of late, but found myself thoroughly engrossed in a pleasant read. I was on the island with them. Loved it. I laughed at the kick ass woman and what she did to the hero. Lol Great read especially at four in the morning. Thank you. Now I will have to download the other two to see if they measure up. 🙂
Thanks so much for your feedback, Suzanne. Much appreciated! I’m thrilled that you enjoyed it.
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